I entered a bus from Kwara 2 Enugu, after sum minutes i decided 2 scare the passengers so i brought out my phone and started faking a call.
Hello oqa i don dey press that button since but the bomb no gree blow, Na d blue one i go press or d red one? Ok I go do am now. Come see reactions.
Igbo Man [picks his phone to make a call] hello Chukwudi run now to apapa and wait for my container its like i will die 2day but make sure you collect d money from Ebuka.. Yoruba Woman was just shouting Ah Ah Ah driver so you cant stop for somebody to come down? OLOSHI .[i was laughing inside] until d Hausa man sitting close to me said to me oga abeg that time when u dey make call, na where dem say make u press so dat d bomb qo blow because i don dey press my own since but d thing never blow.
Omo see as I make use of the window lol…
By Slim Josh.