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Joke: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend

The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend…

“You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!”

“You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It’s OVER!”

“16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you’re capable of killing me… It’s over!!!”

“How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT’S OVER!”

“So now you’re drinking coke that has another man’s name on it, better go and find him because it’s over between us.”

“They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!”

“I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can’t date someone who’s not
patient.”

“So Beyonce’s “Drunk in love” is your caller tune? I can’t trust alcoholics with my future kids.”

“Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It’s over!”

“I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!”

“You don’t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things.”


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